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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
What is the "abundance agenda" and how does it relate to supply-side liberalism?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
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No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
—
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
No way
How many wishes do people get on their birthday?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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