What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 04:43

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

What is the "abundance agenda" and how does it relate to supply-side liberalism?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Unacceptable again!

Meta found 'covertly tracking' Android users through Instagram and Facebook - Sky News

No, not a chance

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Column: Having to replace high profile coaches is suddenly common for UVa - CavsCorner: Virginia Cavaliers Football & Basketball Recruiting

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they're not so sure - Phys.org

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thumbs down again.

Why did Trump’s team spin the lie that Melania Trump spoke several languages? Do they not realize she can hardly speak English after living in the US for over 40 years?

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

No way

How many wishes do people get on their birthday?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

My Husband Drinks a Pot of Coffee a Day—So I Asked the Experts If That's Safe - EatingWell